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Zombie war. Zack vs. Luke and Ste 5

We climbed the stairs, aware that the Twins would have been a skull bone of a lobotomized much hard fat with diaper. We arrived at the door with the usual label: Skull Cufflinks.

"Ok, here we are. Now we enter and I recommend reactive, "I said.

"Quiet, Ste spappolerò The chest just inside."

"You wanted to say to the head."

"... Ceerto, to the head. Sorry. It 'was a slip. "

" I'll tell you straight out, Luke. Combine one of your crap and I swear that we amputate the leg and I'll kick your ass until the last Plan. "

" Why me legs amputated? "

" To make sure that every kick your ass hole centers decomposed with the tip of the amphibians. "

" As you wish, so do not feel anything. "

" You'd feel better about myself. Now, more prepared and do not break my balls. "

I broke the door with a well-aimed kick, then we went with the shotgun leveled and ready to fire. Nothing. Apart from a large ring in the middle of the room. The exit was on the other hand, beyond the ring. Twins, no trace.

"Maybe it's their day off," said Luke.

"Maybe it's a trap," I answered.

began to walk with caution, ready to fire at the slightest noise. We drove along the edge of the ring, I noticed he was one of those professional: with padding on the corners, ropes and the square covered with a carpet textiles, with large spots of blood. A kind of macabre abstract art. We arrived at the exit door in a surreal atmosphere, the place was dark and silent, they heard only the buzz of the battle that was unfolding outside. Strange, too much for my taste.

"Hey, hey, there are. Maybe Zack has called them to report to his office, "said Luke.

"It would be a blow ass, Luke."

I opened the door to the stairs, and two fists comparable to two truck hit us. They made us throw back a couple of meters and taking the guns was missing - Another time, Holy shit! - fell and crawled away, since under the ring. The punch itself did not hurt. But the sound of that shattered facial bones were strong, like the crushed walnuts with a dumbbell. Two thugs jumped on us and we tore away the rest of the weapons. They were twins, which They tied us and took us to the ring. When we jumped on, I had not realized how powerful they were. Have been high on the six feet. With huge muscles and defined. Two blocks of granite appearance with zombies. A

a missing right hand, and the other left. Both cleanly severed, to the wrist. They had no other obvious injuries, except the fists of flesh missing from his neck. Same bite, the same position. Recruits specially chosen for this work. Opera Zack. I believe that the severed hands, are a form of punishment for their master. A refusal to burnish real sausage? Or to look after her in the hallway between the buttocks? Goes to know what you think that gay zombie depraved.

wore masks similar to those used by Mexican wrestler: one red and one blue, with eye holes to drop and the corners of the mouth of a shark drawn to the sides. Their head caught our attention. They had a big bump that made them look like aliens. They looked like the helmets Hairdresser. Also wore the traditional clothing with lots of elastic straps, which recalled the colors of the masks. Luke and I, with his arms tied behind their backs and faces similar to hamburger with lots of ketchup, we could not help but chuckle.

"See, Ste? What the fuck have under those masks, they wear hats like watermelon? "hissed Luke.

"ssh, hush! If you do that can not help myself. I shake your abs from laughing. And 'as if their heads had a hole like that of whales, except that shit from there. And they filled diapers, "I answered.

Luke burst into a loud laugh that made him fall backwards. Rode the air with their legs and wept profusely.

"What the fuck are you laughing at, you idiots!" Shouted one of the twins.

What we instantly silenced. Were not part of the soldiers lobotomized. They were sentient.

"Oh, fuck. You speak, "said Luca sat down again.

"go wrong" I whispered to myself. But I heard one of the twins.

"Yeah, rotten prick. To go wrong. "

" What are you going to do? If you wanted to kill us, you'd already done. Rod balloon. "

Luke burst into laughter and another fell back again.

"Please, Ste Enough! Do you want me to blow up the brain power of laughter? Today, you're great, man! "

In fact, jokes, I was really in shape. One of the twins approached Luke and waged a right in the face. Dark blood and teeth shot up in different directions, adding a new touch to the picture of blood stains on the carpet. Then he approached, and stooped to take her in front of my eyes.

"Next time you pulping skulls, we understand?"

"Understood."

"You asked me what you want. If we wanted to kill you. Of course, our master ordered us to help you out in any way. And that's what we do. You see. My brother and I, we are not fond of guns. In our view no fun to shoot in the head or limbs cut off. "

" Well done, I agree on everything. You see that you are smart. "Luca said.

"Your friend is too stupid to live," said the other twin turning to me, "you tell him how things are?"

I turned to Luke "You shut the fuck up that mess in your face? We are outside, you understand? "

" Ok, ok. "Luca said.

Then the twin continued

"We are lovers of the struggle, pure and hard. It is so that we defeat the enemy, according to our philosophy, and that is how we will defeat you. If you want to take it as a chance to save your ass, go ahead. If you want to be realistic, it's a more dignified way to die. "

" Let me get this straight. We will have to fight in a wrestling match, against you? "I asked.

"Exactly. Anything goes and who wins, who is still alive. "

I saw her really bad. Those were professional wrestlers, they would have pulverized in a few minutes. We have extracted the brain with bare hands and then walked on under our eyes glaze over. It would take a miracle. I turned again toward Luke to tell him - Quiet, partner. We'll make it, but Luke had idiotic expression. With a broad smile like a plum tart gone bad. He wanted to do it, could not wait to start the match. Maybe it was an advantage, perhaps the ultimate proof that we were doomed. Twins untied us, we rose up, and while Luke rummaging through the pockets, said

"So, would make us the butt. Well, let say a thing, especially men bulb, Ste and me we'll make sure this is your last meeting. E 'come the time of withdrawal and that you take care of children who have clung the head. "And as a final gesture of triumph, pulled out of his trouser pocket his mask of the Thing of the Fantastic Four and put it on. And then I had to say one thing.

"We're fucked."

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Zombie war. Zack vs Luke Ste 4

Fuji rose from his throne of stone. If it seemed enormous seated, standing was immense. Eclipse began to fill the room to cover also Luke and me.

"Ste This is big, "said Luke.

"I see it from me that is big. Think of a way to let them blow your mind, rather, "I answered.

We were armed, but without being overloaded. Two shotguns with two boxes of ammunition, two grenades and machetes. Fuji approached slowly with heavy steps that echoed as a basketball in a gym is empty.

"Look how slow. Zack must have trained to kill anyone coming into this room and nothing else. If it is a zombidiota, we have some possibilities, "I said.

"Hey, fat man! Know what the asshole of your master? "Shouted Luke.

Fuji did not seem to listen. He continued to advance, emitting groans from sick elephant.

"Good idea, Luke. It 's definitely a zombidiota. Let's divide, so we can attack from two sides. "

We parted, and slowly began to move. I left right and Luke. Fuji chose to follow me with her eyes, which was followed by a slow motion toward my direction. My plan was to do just that. I knew that Fuji would have chosen one of us. So, what would end up behind him, he could shoot him in the head. There was a small problem. I had not told Luke. I was about to shout at him to shoot, but that idiot preceded me. I saw him climb over Fuji up to the head, legs astride the shoulders. He looked like a child with one of those big beach balls in his hands. Fuji I was now facing. Of course I could not shoot him in the head, because a zombie extremely jerk, decided to punch his head as a huge boulder, a sumo wrestler is zombies. I shot to the right leg of the fat. A large portion of flesh fell off, but without distracting Fuji from stretching his hands to his neck. Two pincers are conjoined to lift me and take me by the throat, making me lose the grip that the gun fell to the ground. The problem was not breathing. The thing that bothered me was that he could take the head as you do with a grape from the bunch. At that point, hello Ste

Fuji I got up to the height of his gaze, and that of Luke, who continued to pull his punches on the temples without understanding that it would not be served to a cock. Fuji shook so hard to prevent my vocal cords to be clear.

"Luaah! Luuaaahh! Race Guella gaggio of desdaa! "

Luca stopped throwing punches and looked at me astonished. He had not even noticed that I had captured Fiji.

"Shit, Ste I took! Quiet, I'll punch this background dickhead! "

'Gaggia, gaggiiaa," there was not yet arrived. A situation that was incredible.

"What? What the hell is a gaggia?

While Fuji was kindly offering me an for me the swan neck, I looked down, then pointing the gun in his hand.

"GGH Ga ... ... aa!" Just a second, and my head would be splattered on top as the soap between wet hands. Luke followed my gaze and my hand and finally understood.

"Aaaah, you meant spaaaraaa. What a prick, as I did not think about it before. "

Luca took the shotgun, put the barrel on the neck of the beast and fired. Fragments of brain and blood I ended up blue in the face. A nice bucket of shit, maybe swallowed an eye, but I'm not sure. Fuji let go and I fell at his feet. The body remained motionless as a huge statue of fat. He remained motionless until Luke not stood on the shoulders of fat and decided to get off with a somersault as the heroes of cinema. The thrust of the feet did stagger the mountain of lard. I was removing the giblets from the eyes. I made time to see the avalanche zombie when he was already half-way to turn me into a flat bread. Fortunately I was able to dodge in time. Luke came up with a defiant smile.

"Well, and one is gone. Nice work, partner, "he said.

"But that nasty bitch, do you know why the fuck did not you shot in the head?"

"At first I wanted to save ammunition. Then I let myself get carried away, and I forgot. "

" And you wanted to save ammunition smashing a head as big as an armchair, with the skull as hard as the walls of a safe, a fistfight? "

"Well, yes."

"You're right. Stupid that I did not tell you that the heads as big as that does not split with his fists. "

" Never mind, "said Luke," you just served to remind you next time. "

"He was sarcastic, you idiot. Do not worry, I will sign. Both the wheel will turn sooner or later, and then yes we will laugh. "

Intimae Luke to shut at least until the next plan. Skull Twins were waiting for us. But I had no problems, I was pretty pissed off that they can make anyone's ass.

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Zombie war. Zack vs Luke Ste 3 and

Zack had built the high walls that surrounded Tutt or the headquarters, with a huge steel gate as the only way of entry. The windows of the building were all blocked by wooden planks. Inside, the courtyard was full of soldiers zom bie to guard. Our rebel troops was hidden in an old building nearby, p Ronta assault. The night before placement of charges of c4 near the door. In the my way we would have detonated. The troops would then enter the attacking enemy soldiers, facilitating the entry into the palace of Zack to Luke and me. We waited night. A cold wind howled, perhaps conscious of what was p er happen. Carrying adrenaline. The full moon was like a bull's eye focused on the lu ogo of battle, ready to be dyed red.

Die of the command, and a deafening roar tore the door. One hole large enough to permanently tterci to enter. It was like a raging river. Hundreds of our zombies poured into the courtyard u RELAND, armed to the teeth. The field of battle, she put little turn into a bloodbath. Luke and or we were in the midst of the chaos, including heads exploded under the fire of guns pump, arts detached cleanly from edged weapons, inhuman screams and blood. We made our way with an ax and arrivamm or entering the palace. I cried out to Luca shouldering the gun and to be ready. Threw a grenade and Eng interest exploded. Luke began to Fanning gun in the midst of the cloud caused by the explosion e. She looked possessed by: devilish grin and wide eyes. It was carnage. Una de china bodies, riddled under fire from Luke, lying on the ground. we ran over the bodies strategic negotiations in shooting survived and went head to the stairs. At the first floor, find a mmo door, above a plaque that says Fuji. It was the Sumo wrestler. I shot with the shotgun to the lock and opened the door with a kick. Sitting on a huge stone throne, he was there: a mountain of rotting flesh Japanese. His legs were like oak and his hands were big enough to take a head king and pulp as a tomato. Was leaving a huge scar from his right shoulder and fell in diagonally across his stomach to the giant left side. His Mawashi looked like a huge sheet a double bed, full of blood. Fuji smiled, swung open a dam of teeth where a liquid poured out of rotten and black. Waited an both our arrival. Our first obstacle was in front of us, and seemed already beyond our reach .

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Zombie war. Luke 2 vs Zack and Ste

While we were sitting to clean our weapons, the door of our hut was opened and Rudolf, Vampirella said, panting and puffing as he entered a husky sled after kilometer race. Vampirella because we called him one day, he lost all his teeth during a fight and not having the money to rebuild mouth, covered his gums with a vampire dentures, plastic, ones used for Halloween. That alone would be enough to take the piss out of life, but what was even more fun to hear him speak. The saliva that accumulated in his mouth and the hardness of the denture made his words bubbling and ill defined. It was like hearing about a guy with one of those rattling braces, complete with metal rods and elastic.

"Guga, Ge! I gogato the nagondijo! Yelled Vampirella.

"You could get that fucking vampire dentures? It is not clear a sledgehammer. "Luca said.

Vlad took his false teeth, which brought with it blue spaghetti saliva. Disgusting for us zombies. His talk better, but not by much. Without dentures and the gums seemed fine discoveries to talk to an old man.

"Shtavo descend, I found the nashcondilio of Sciak."

Luke and I jumping up excitedly, were years that we wanted to know where he had hidden the bastard.

"Ok, sit down and tell us everything." I said.

Vampirella Zack told us that he had hidden in a six-story building in downtown Saronno. Outside the palace was surrounded by a hundred zombidioti of (so called the new recruits workers lobotomized Zack) who kept watch day and night. Zack was the top floor, each floor below, put-call of the zombie special. Selected and recruited ex-fighters, soldiers, masters of weapons and criminals. And after having undergone training, turned them into monsters more terrible, thanks to some surgical implants. Vampirella paid one of the few soldiers still mentally normal Zack (thanks to the old training), and then ordered the list of super soldiers in the palace.

Highlights:

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Plan:

Twins Skull.

couple of wrestlers.

Third floor:

Francisco Lamas.

Swordmaster.

Fourth floor:

Shadow.

Ninja.

"Vampirella, why the list only goes up to the fourth floor?" I asked.

"Nesciuno has never reached the fifth."

"A ninja? Where the hell did you find?! I want one too, damn. " said Luke.

'Get out, get one of our pajamas and put him black. Do you think the time to think this bitch? "I said.

"Hmm ... you say pajamas?"

"Tell me you're joking."

"I'm kidding."

"Good, now we think of a plan to be able to get into the damn thing building, all floors and break up the ass that Dali zombie of my balls. "

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